May 2013
me: i'm just going to rest my eyes for 5 minutes.
me: wakes up march 27th, 2098.
psilentasincjelli:
If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking things online for about an hour immediately after that, I promise I wasn’t lying to you, I’m just bad at going to sleep and it is usually a long process that begins with disengaging from any sort of immediate contact with people (chats, for example) and ends when everything on my screen is blurry and...
jesussbabymomma:
DOES ANYONE ELSE MAKE SCENARIOS IN THEIR HEAD OF THEM DATING SOMEONE AND HAVING THE PERFECT RELATIONSHIP AND DOING CUTE COUPLE THINGS WITH THAT PERSON BECAUSE ME 24/7
Person: Rape is just surprise sex.
Me: Killing you would just be giving you a surprise nap.
bondoge:
i have this disease where im completely aware that im annoying but i have absolutely no way to stop myself
beamkatanachronicles:
foolishcaptainkia:
gothamshitty:
kushdrinker:
sweet dreams are made of cheese
who am I to diss a brie
I cheddar the world and the feta cheese
ev-harvarti’s limburger something
waitinforthebus:
what a great nap, i feel totally disoriented and i’m frothing with hate
