to everyone in the notes like ‘wow, I didn’t know sea turtles were that big!’: they’re not (this is not a leatherback), this is photoshopped. The horse image is a stock photo, to which the sea turtle (wildly out of scale) and the man with the camera were added.
Please note however that there are many beach turtles that can attain enormous size relative to horses, as seen in this completely unedited and unaltered real photograph that I took this morning:
how do conservatives think talking to children works? if a four year old came up to me and said “i’m a cat!!” i would say “really? what makes you a cat?” and they’d say some shit like “i have claws >:)” and i’d be like “oh wow, you do have claws. but wait, i thought cats had pointed ears!” and they’d say “they DO!!!” and then i’d pull up a picture of an elf and ask “is THIS a cat?” and they’d yell “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO”
u wouldn’t say “fucking hell, Emily, get it together. this is the real world”
Pokemon is amazing because it started out being coded with duct tape and prayers by a small team of people. flash forward twenty years and guess what? it’s now coded with duct tape and prayers by a medium-sized team of people
Luigi’s Mansion: Dark Moon contains an unused cutscene in its files depicting Luigi obtaining a object resembling a glowing asterisk (unique to this cutscene) and then falling into the abyss.
Top: Luigi picks up the object and celebrates before noticing the ground is shaking and turning around.
Bottom: Luigi falls down, but due to the cutscene being unfinished, stops in mid-air during his fall as the camera zooms out.
I don’t know if there really is any science behind workout routines separated by sex, but even if there is benefit to doing exercise “for women” i don’t give a shit. and i will intentionally seek out guides made For Men. because by and large, this is how the different video thumbnails shake out